Peanut Butter FAIL

I had a hankerin' for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I hadn't really had one in a few months, and I was getting tired of ham/turkey and cheese. It was time for a change.


So, first the peanut butter:

Okay, no stir! Rock on!:

....wait a second!!


What the heck is up with the centimeter of oil on top of my PB?! What is up with such a false claim?

Needless to say, I had to give the PB a good ol' big stir. It was still kinda oily. But it was good.

OH! Oh, then.... I go to get the jelly for the "jelly" portion of my sandwich and, *gasp* there is no grape jelly. Okay, there's strawberry, that'll do. But once opened, it looks EXACTLY like one of the petrie dishes I looked at puzzingly during Microbiology class.

But.... there's Apricot Jam....?

So I had a Peanut Butter and Apricot Jam sandwich half. First one on record of the world?

Possibly.